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One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
女孩：神父，我有罪。
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
神父：孩子，你犯了什麽罪呢？
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."
女孩：昨天，我骂了某个男人一句：「你这个狗娘养的！」
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
神父：为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？
Girl: He touched my breast.
女孩：他……他摸我的胸部。
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
女孩：（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的。
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊。
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
女孩：是的，是这样子没错。
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊。
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
神父：（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了）
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
女孩：（数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子………
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
女孩：但是他有 AIDS 呀!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
神父：那个狗娘养的!!! |
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